LOL my English homework!

Being 16 is the worst time of your life. Do you remember how hard it is to drag yourself out of bed in the mornings when you were young? That's right. The word impossible immediately springs to mind. Picture this, you have just woken up, the floor that you can just see seems miles away through your burning, blurry eyes; the bed punching and concaving a giant whole in reality and time drifting with an intention to pressure you in to certain doom. Bam! ... your late again. But it is certain that the teacher does not mind or even begin to comprehend the fact that you have ran 3 miles in 7 minutes, and are in-fact dripping with globules of sweat by the litre, thats it. It's detention for you. Detention, the crevice in the lives of minors; Detention, a punishment only an unworthy and inhuman can recieve, and for this, there are no excuses in the drastic world of the lack of punctuality and as such is would only be right to lock you in a room with a group of unknown and equally dismayed people.



Ok those aren't my real views, and that was only the first paragraph

A* for sure amirite?

A* from me jake but everyone knows we are both slackers btw I reckon either ur teacher will luv it or ur gunna get gimp whipped btw who is ur English teacher is it miss Kate?

Nar it's like miss harris, she can take a joke sumtimes rite? It said humor was a good thing

A*. much better than anything I could write... But then agaim im in yr 9 so...

that is awesome